Fuck you National Express

Whoa there, I almost forgot to go into severe detail about my troubles with National Express the other week.

Let me start of by saying how mega the coach is, it’s brilliant. I’ve found myself traveling up to Leeds every couple of weeks and if I book far enough in advance I can get a return journey to Leeds from London for about a tenner – quids in! However the journey truly sucks balls, I’m a pretty tall fella and there isn’t much room for me pins, along side the fact the lights always screw up so reading is a no no and there’s no power to help my laptop survive an episode of the wire.

So she ain’t near perfect but it get’s me up north for the weekend for next to nothing which is the main thing. However last week when I was going up late friday evening I decided to make the not so wise decision of sitting at the front of the coach for leg room related purposes. What a mistake this turned out to be though as I caught the driver not only texting his beloved but playing the death trap of all mind games, tetris, whilst driving in the wet! What the douche.. this guy was mixing some pretty wobbly driving, whilst trying to rack up a top score. I thought I was going to die.

I tried to capture the exact moment on me camera and I’m waiting on National Express for a good bit of compensation.. until next time Death Coach!

1 Response to “Fuck you National Express”


  1. 1 xian June 16, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    sue their asses off and you can fly business for life!!! what a bunch of complete retards!!! they need to put a camera in the drives cockpit to watch out for stupidity like that!!!
    almost a s bad as drunk airline pilots!!!


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